If I had a dollar for every time I’ve felt more emotions towards a hockey team than I do towards people I know in real life, I would probably have enough money to pay for the psychiatric help I obviously need.

(Source: homances)

lidstrom:

so

devils/kings for the cup

show of hands, who called this one at the beginning of the season?

…

now put your hand down because you’re a goddamn liar

bitch that's the tubby custard machine: Dear "Colorblind" people,

aleki-says:

resinlips:

fionafix-it:

communistsextips:

Never fuck a capitalist. They refuse condoms because they don’t like protection for the workers.

never go down on a capitalist, they’ll let you do all the work and then insist they came solely through their own hard work & self-determination. 

omg

perf